As I sit here and think about what to write tonight I am tormented by a TREMENDOUS headache. Who knew sugar was so addicting that you can quite literally go through withdrawals. I am dreaming of Bop's frozen custard and sinfully delicious blueberry muffins (ooo I need to share that recipe!). By now I thought I would have completely given in and destroyed an M&M McFlurry but somehow I have stuck with it. I have been so much more resolved than any other time I have tried to get healthy and I think I know why. For the first time in my life I actually own a functioning scale. I wish that were a joke but it is not.
When I was younger, the only chance I had to check my weight was during the occasional visit to my aunt's house. Growing up I picked up the penny pinching habits of my dad and refused to spend more than $10 on a scale, one that never really worked. Now that I am a little older and a little wiser I know that sometimes you have to spend a little more to get your money's worth so now I have a high quality scale (that I bought on sale).
So how has this scale helped me stick to this commitment? Well, every other time I attempted such a huge change I felt horrible and could see no results. Believe me I know these things take time but it's hard to remember that when you are detoxing from sugar. This time is different. This time I can see the change. In less than one week I have shed 4 pounds! Now that is motivation. I never want to see that scale go back up again so I will stick through the headaches and crazy lady mode (I'm pretty sure my husband is thinking about having me committed).
I didn't just stop the sugar, I cut the carbs too by starting the Paleo diet. I compiled a weeks worth of recipes, bought the ingredients I needed on Sunday, and began the diet Sunday night. The great thing about this weeks worth of meals is it included leftover nights which gave me a break from cooking. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that it is not as expensive as I thought. I bought all the ingredients I needed (I already had some) for less than $100! The meals were actually really tasty too. I'll admit I wasn't too sure about the mashed cauliflower but it turned out to be amazing.
So that is it. I have quit the sugar and I am done for good. No soda, candy, cake, etc for me! And I couldn't feel better about it :)
Week One Paleo Meals:
Sunday: Paleo Tacos
Monday: Chicken Caccitorie
Tuesday: Honey Garlic Chicken Wings and Mashed Cauliflower
Wednesday: Italian Fritatta
Thursday: Tilapia, Asparagus, and Squash
Friday: Leftovers
Saturday: Leftovers
Coming Soon! A new page just for the recipes I try and how the family reacts to them.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
The Ultimate Experiment in Patience and Anticipation
The pitch drop experiment. What the heck is that? Maybe it should it be called the dripping pitch experiment. Pitch dripping? Isn't pitch a solid? Actually it's not. It is a viscoelastic polymer derived from tar or petroleum. It's so viscous that you can hit it with a hammer and it will shatter (sounds like a solid right?). But looks can be deceiving. It is called a viscoelastic polymer because although it may appear to be solid it is actually a liquid. The crazy world we live in, right...
As a student, the idea that a solid is actually a liquid can be hard to grasp. It goes against everything you were taught in grade school. An object is either a solid, a liquid, or a gas; there is no in between. Well now that we are all grown ups (yeah what's that?) we know that the world is not just black and white, there's lots of grey in between and one professor set out to demonstrate one such thing.
Professor Thomas Parnell was the first professor of Physics at the University of Queensland. In 1927 he set out to demonstrate that in this amazing and crazy world we live in some things are not quite what they seem. He wanted to show his students that although pitch appeared solid it actually has liquid properties at room temperature. So how did he go about doing this? Well, Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a sealed funnel. He allowed the pitch to set for 3 years then cut the sealed stem on the funnel allowing the pitch to flow from the funnel (you know, since it is a liquid and all). Ever since then the pitch has dripped, very slowly, from the funnel. The very first drop fell in 1938. After 83 years, it is only on the 9th drop! Holy viscoelastic polymer, Batman! The ultimate experiment in patience, taking so long to complete that even after 83 years there is still no end in sight.
I haven't even gotten to the best part yet! After 83 years there is still no recording of the pitch actually dropping. In fact, no one has ever seen it drop in the entire 83 years that the experiment has been going on! They almost caught the eight drop using video surveillance but as luck would have it the video feed failed at the time of the drop. So maybe you will be the lucky one that gets to watch the 9th drop fall and hold the title (and all its glory) of one of the few people in the world that witnessed something that has eluded so many people for over 80 years. Who knows, you may be watching at the perfect time. The link to the live video feed is below and may the odds be ever in your favor!
The Pitch Drop Experiment Live Feed (scroll to the bottom of the page to see the live video feed)
As a student, the idea that a solid is actually a liquid can be hard to grasp. It goes against everything you were taught in grade school. An object is either a solid, a liquid, or a gas; there is no in between. Well now that we are all grown ups (yeah what's that?) we know that the world is not just black and white, there's lots of grey in between and one professor set out to demonstrate one such thing.
Professor Thomas Parnell was the first professor of Physics at the University of Queensland. In 1927 he set out to demonstrate that in this amazing and crazy world we live in some things are not quite what they seem. He wanted to show his students that although pitch appeared solid it actually has liquid properties at room temperature. So how did he go about doing this? Well, Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a sealed funnel. He allowed the pitch to set for 3 years then cut the sealed stem on the funnel allowing the pitch to flow from the funnel (you know, since it is a liquid and all). Ever since then the pitch has dripped, very slowly, from the funnel. The very first drop fell in 1938. After 83 years, it is only on the 9th drop! Holy viscoelastic polymer, Batman! The ultimate experiment in patience, taking so long to complete that even after 83 years there is still no end in sight.
I haven't even gotten to the best part yet! After 83 years there is still no recording of the pitch actually dropping. In fact, no one has ever seen it drop in the entire 83 years that the experiment has been going on! They almost caught the eight drop using video surveillance but as luck would have it the video feed failed at the time of the drop. So maybe you will be the lucky one that gets to watch the 9th drop fall and hold the title (and all its glory) of one of the few people in the world that witnessed something that has eluded so many people for over 80 years. Who knows, you may be watching at the perfect time. The link to the live video feed is below and may the odds be ever in your favor!
The Pitch Drop Experiment Live Feed (scroll to the bottom of the page to see the live video feed)
Oodles of Snikerdoodles
For the past few weeks the hubby and the 3 year old man have been begging for cookies. I put it off for as long as I can manage because I don't like to keep sweets around the house. They don't agree well with my waistline. Unlike my husband and child, I can't just eat whatever I fancy. Alas, eventually I must give in before they drive me mad (the hubby has this puppy dog face I just can't turn down).
I don't have a lot of family recipes to draw from so I use the internet as my recipe book. This time I found an amazing Snickerdoodle recipe called "Mr. Sigg's Snickerdoodles" and they are by far the best snickerdoodles I have ever had. The great thing about this recipe was that I had everything I needed already in the pantry! So I set out to make them. Here is the recipe (or you can click the link above):
Ingredients
These really are the best snickerdoodles I have ever had. If you try this recipe out let me know what you think of it in the comments below.
I don't have a lot of family recipes to draw from so I use the internet as my recipe book. This time I found an amazing Snickerdoodle recipe called "Mr. Sigg's Snickerdoodles" and they are by far the best snickerdoodles I have ever had. The great thing about this recipe was that I had everything I needed already in the pantry! So I set out to make them. Here is the recipe (or you can click the link above):
Ingredients
- 1/2 cup butter, softened
- 1/2 cup shortening
- 1 1/2 cups white sugar
- 2 eggs
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 2 3/4 cup all purpose flour
- 2 teaspoons cream of tartar
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 2 tablespoons white sugar
- 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
- Cream together butter, shortening, 1 1/2 cups sugar, eggs and vanilla.
- Blend in the flour, cream of tartar, soda and salt.
- Shape dough by rounded spoonfuls into balls.
- Mix the 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon.
- Roll balls of dough in mixture.
- Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
- Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set but not too hard.
- Remove immediately from baking sheets.
These really are the best snickerdoodles I have ever had. If you try this recipe out let me know what you think of it in the comments below.
It makes about 2x this many cookies... but little hands got to the other plate before I could take a pic :) |
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Octonauts Party Ideas - How I Threw an Octonauts Party on a Budget
My oldest
son is a HUGE fan of Disney's Octonauts (this is actually a UK show that
is shown in the US on Disney channel). A little more than a month
before his big day I decided to throw him the best Octonauts party I
could manage on a limited budget and no access to Octonauts themed party
supplies (the shipping from the UK is much more than I care to spend).
So i set forth with nothing more than a computer, a printer, and google
at my disposal. The first obstacle to tackle was finding inexpensive
decor that had the look of the Octonauts. After some searching I found
the Oriental Trading website. They had exactly what I needed: table
cloths, favors, a cupcake holder all for the low price of $23 ( I
managed to order on one of their free shipping days!). This is what I
ordered:
Blue Polka Dot Baby Shower Table Cover |
This matched the blue of the octonaut's uniforms very well :)
Orange Reversible Table Runner |
And this matches Kwazii (my son's favorite character)
Extending Telescopes |
Since Kwazii is a pirate, we placed these on the table with....
Pirate Treasure Maps |
In honor of Kwazii the Pirate :)
Pirate Ship Cupcake Holder |
sticking with the Kwazii pirate theme I ordered this awesome cupcake holder
These
were all great items and really added to the party's Octonauts
atmosphere but it is just not a real Octonauts party without the
Octonauts. This is where my creativity became useful. Using design
software I put together some printables:
Letter Cake Toppers |
I cut out my son's name, attached each letter to toothpicks, and added them to the top of his cake.
Kwazii Pirate Favor Boxes |
I could not find favor boxes that matched so I created my own!
Kwazii Birthday Shirt |
I downloaded this coloring page image from the Disney website and added
the color and number using my computer. I wanted to create my son's
birthday shirt using this image so I flipped the image and printed it on iron-on transfer paper.
Tunip's Fish Biscuits Sign |
Tunip
is a vegimal (half vegetable, half animal) and the cook on board the
Octopod. He makes a lot of fish biscuits so I made this sign and
attached it to a bowl of goldfish crackers.
For the cake I found a blog with a printable you could use to create your own cake bunting. This blog
is amazing and saved me some much needed party planning time by
providing such a great free printable. I downloaded the bright alphabet
pages and used the blue and orange sheets. I attached the letters to
string (spelling out Happy Third Birthday) then tied them to two wooden
dowels which I stuck into the cake. I also needed fondant to create Captain Barnacles, Peso, and Kwazii. To make it by hand I used a video I found on YouTube. Trouble is I can not find it now so I will just tell you what I did:
- First, create a pile of powdered confectioner's sugar on top of parchment paper (make a crater in the pile to help keep the marshmallow from running off of the paper or the table).
- Then, melt one bag of mini marshmallows (add coloring when they are almost completely melted if you want the fondant to be all one color).
- Once the marshmallows are melted pour the marshmallow on top of the powdered sugar.
- Coat your hands in Crisco to keep the marshmallow from sticking to your hands.
- Fold the powdered sugar over the marshmallow (which will still be hot) continuously until it becomes thick and can be kneaded (you may need to add more Crisco to your hands at this point).
- Knead the fondant until the marshmallow and sugar are completely mixed together.
- Lightly grease a piece of saran wrap and use it to cover the fondant.
- Place the fondant in a Ziploc bag and set aside in a cool dry place (not the fridge) for 24 hours.
I
also found a gummy fish and jello fish bowl idea on pinterest which I
thought would be fun for the kids. All you do is add gummy fish to blue
jello (in a fish bowl) before the jello has completely set. I used a
large bowl for the center of the table and placed small bowls on either
side.
To top it all off, I downloaded some fun printables from the Disney Junior Octonauts Page
including creature cards (which I laminated) and coloring cards for the
kids. This is also where I found the coloring page for my son's
birthday shirt.
Well here are all the decorations and cake in action:
All the printables I created can be found on my weebly site. I included Kwazii birthday shirts for ages 1-6. They are free for PERSONAL USE but are not to be used for profit.
So
there you have it! One month in planning and it was all worth it. My
son would not stop telling me "thank you" and "I love you" for the next
week. Hearing him say that and seeing how happy it made him is more than
I could ask for. This is one happy momma :)
The 8-Hour Diet Update
Okay so I know it hasn't been one month since I started the diet but I had to share this awesome news! Only 2 weeks in and I have already lost 7 pounds! How awesome is that! I did hit a few bumps along the way but even with that I have lost a good bit of weight. So with that I will let you get back to whatever you were doing. I will give a more in depth review and update at the one month mark. Like I said, I just had to share the great news :)
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Trying Out Kitsy Lane
I stumbled upon something interesting today. It is a work at home venture known as Kitsy Lane. My first thought was here is another do-it-yourself sales business that requires you to dish out hundreds of dollars to get started with no guarantee your hard earned money will ever be returned (of course that is up to the seller). Just once it would be nice to try a "do-it-yourself" sales business with no cost. Well to my surprise, that is exactly what Kitsy Lane is. There is no start up cost and you do not have to buy any products or do any parties or shows. It is done completely online by spreading your shop around through various social sites. So I thought if this is free why not give it a try? So I am! Just like with any business venture though this will take some time and I will never give up on my own jewelry business. The way I see it, whatever money I make through my Kitsy Lane boutique can be put towards my jewelry business. If you want to check it out or create your own boutique, here is the link:
Check Out Kitsy Lane!
And if you want to check out my handmade jewelry here are the links:
My Etsy Shop
My Facebook Jewelry Page
Check Out Kitsy Lane!
And if you want to check out my handmade jewelry here are the links:
My Etsy Shop
My Facebook Jewelry Page
Baby Carrots Rumor a Big Phony
I'm sure by now we have all heard the rumor about baby carrots being created by evil people that want to poison us and destroy our lives. I will admit I too believed the rumor... for a moment. Then I remembered that I never take information from the first source I see as truth. I do lots and lots of online research. Before I tell you what I found, here is the rumor (via Facebook of course and unedited):
It's not strange that a processing plant soaks the carrots in chlorine because it is not to preserve the color (in fact I can not find any information that says chlorine will preserve color). They do this to preserve the carrot not make them "presentable" as is stated in the third paragraph. If you were to avoid these carrots because they are soaked in chlorine that is not strange either. Now if the statement, "it's the chlorine coming to the surface" seems a little off to you, well that's because it is. If you were to take a carrot you grew in your own garden, cut it open, and place it in the refrigerator, it too would form a white film on the surface of the exposed carrot. It happens because of dehydration and abrasion. So there you have it. Nothing sinister going on here. Although I would say going organic could be the better choice because they avoid using any synthetic herbicides, insecticides,or chemical fertilizer as well as antibiotics, growth hormones, or medications for animals.
The "cute" cocktail
carrots that you buy in grocery stores come from deformed crooked big carrots.
They are put through a machine to become small cocktail carrots. This part
everyone knows.
After they are cut to size they are soaked in large vats of water mixed with chlorine to preserve them. The same chlorine you use for your swimming pools and laundry. The reason for this is because they don't have the protection of the skin so they use a good amount of chlorine.
Notice that after you have stored them in the fridge for a while, a white film forms on them... it's the chlorine coming to the surface.
At what cost do we risk our health to have esthetically presentable VEGGIES? Well Folks... I think after reading this we will all strart making our own carrot sticks out of fresh carrots and keep them in the fridge (a few at a time), right?
After they are cut to size they are soaked in large vats of water mixed with chlorine to preserve them. The same chlorine you use for your swimming pools and laundry. The reason for this is because they don't have the protection of the skin so they use a good amount of chlorine.
Notice that after you have stored them in the fridge for a while, a white film forms on them... it's the chlorine coming to the surface.
At what cost do we risk our health to have esthetically presentable VEGGIES? Well Folks... I think after reading this we will all strart making our own carrot sticks out of fresh carrots and keep them in the fridge (a few at a time), right?
It's not strange that a processing plant soaks the carrots in chlorine because it is not to preserve the color (in fact I can not find any information that says chlorine will preserve color). They do this to preserve the carrot not make them "presentable" as is stated in the third paragraph. If you were to avoid these carrots because they are soaked in chlorine that is not strange either. Now if the statement, "it's the chlorine coming to the surface" seems a little off to you, well that's because it is. If you were to take a carrot you grew in your own garden, cut it open, and place it in the refrigerator, it too would form a white film on the surface of the exposed carrot. It happens because of dehydration and abrasion. So there you have it. Nothing sinister going on here. Although I would say going organic could be the better choice because they avoid using any synthetic herbicides, insecticides,or chemical fertilizer as well as antibiotics, growth hormones, or medications for animals.
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Awesome 12 Book First Encyclopedia Deal
For all the mothers out there with little ones that like to read: Check out this awesome deal from Groupon! A set of 12 First Encyclopedias for only 26.99 + tax (retail stated as $155.88). I could not find any other information on them but for $27 you really can't lose! It's full of great images and I can't wait to see the looks on my little man's face when he gets these books. I know he will wear the Dinosaur one out :) Here's the link:
12 Book First Encyclopedia Set
If you notice they have sold out please leave a comment below.
12 Book First Encyclopedia Set
If you notice they have sold out please leave a comment below.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Remove That Pesky Frosting Dye From Your Hands
I had planned to post pictures of my son's 3rd birthday party and share Octonauts party ideas with you all but that will have to wait for another day since I can not seem to find my memory card adapter. So today I wanted to share another happy accident that resulted from the party planning.
Anyone that has ever made their own themed cake knows that you can't always find the right color frosting. It just never matches what you envisioned. This is where frosting dye/coloring comes in handy. It is also useful for coloring fondant to make edible sculptures for your cake.
My oldest son has been in love with the Octonauts since he first laid eyes on them. When it came time to plan his birthday party I knew it had to be Octonauts. To make the perfect cake I would need to dye the frosting myself and create the characters for the cake. What a mess that was! My hands were covered in just about every color of the rainbow. There may be a way to avoid this but I was not aware of it at the time. I had to wash my hands several times during the cake decorating process but no amount of washing would remove that last (slightly dull) layer of dye. With my hands nearly dry from over-washing, I decided to throw in the towel and get a shower in before I hit the hay.
I recently switched shampoos to Head & Shoulders because I noticed my scalp began to itch (it hasn't since I made the switch). After I finished washing my hair I noticed that my hands were completely clear of any dye. I was delighted! Another happy accident!
I tested this a few times and found it works best if you mimic washing your hair when removing the dye. By this I mean using warm water and a rag along with the Head & Shoulders shampoo to remove the dye. Somehow the warm water and friction created by the rag helps the Head & Shoulders shampoo remove the dye much faster than just washing your hands with the shampoo.
Below are the before and after pictures of one of the test runs:
I love these happy accidents and can not wait to have more of them to share with you all :)
Anyone that has ever made their own themed cake knows that you can't always find the right color frosting. It just never matches what you envisioned. This is where frosting dye/coloring comes in handy. It is also useful for coloring fondant to make edible sculptures for your cake.
My oldest son has been in love with the Octonauts since he first laid eyes on them. When it came time to plan his birthday party I knew it had to be Octonauts. To make the perfect cake I would need to dye the frosting myself and create the characters for the cake. What a mess that was! My hands were covered in just about every color of the rainbow. There may be a way to avoid this but I was not aware of it at the time. I had to wash my hands several times during the cake decorating process but no amount of washing would remove that last (slightly dull) layer of dye. With my hands nearly dry from over-washing, I decided to throw in the towel and get a shower in before I hit the hay.
I recently switched shampoos to Head & Shoulders because I noticed my scalp began to itch (it hasn't since I made the switch). After I finished washing my hair I noticed that my hands were completely clear of any dye. I was delighted! Another happy accident!
I tested this a few times and found it works best if you mimic washing your hair when removing the dye. By this I mean using warm water and a rag along with the Head & Shoulders shampoo to remove the dye. Somehow the warm water and friction created by the rag helps the Head & Shoulders shampoo remove the dye much faster than just washing your hands with the shampoo.
Below are the before and after pictures of one of the test runs:
I love these happy accidents and can not wait to have more of them to share with you all :)
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Its the Little Things That Make My Heart Smile
Little C seemed to get pretty upset over The Lorax. As soon as the movie started he began to beg "Turn it off mommy! Mommy turn it off!" He wanted to keep watching it later though so I have no idea what caused the reaction. He did not scream it or throw a fit. He was very calm and collected with his request adding just a hint of urgency. He has also been playing this new game with me. He will lay on the couch and demands that I "Say wake up mommy!" So I do. Then he does this weird groany jerky thing, looks at me and says "Why did you wake me up mommy?" I love how silly he can be.
Little M began making some adorable faces today. He would put the back of his hand to his mouth then open and close it. I have no idea where this came from but he seemed to love that it had me laughing and would just keep doing it. Sometimes I swear he waves at me when I realize he is most likely just reaching. He also smiles with his entire faces now and it melts my heart every time. I do not deserve the immense blessing God has bestowed upon me.
The Hubs worked late again today. Here is it 10PM and he is still on the clock. He knows I have not been feeling well lately and did the sweetest thing right before he headed out to his last job. As I was sitting and watching TV with Little C, I heard a knock at the door. Little C and I went to the door to see who it was but all we found was a happy meal and some Fishy McBites for momma. He will never admit doing something so sweet (its the man in him) but it is the little thing like this that make my heart smile when I think of him.
Well have tons of birthday pictures to go through so I can post a blog on Octonauts birthday decor. Who know how long it will take me :)
Good Night All!
Little M began making some adorable faces today. He would put the back of his hand to his mouth then open and close it. I have no idea where this came from but he seemed to love that it had me laughing and would just keep doing it. Sometimes I swear he waves at me when I realize he is most likely just reaching. He also smiles with his entire faces now and it melts my heart every time. I do not deserve the immense blessing God has bestowed upon me.
The Hubs worked late again today. Here is it 10PM and he is still on the clock. He knows I have not been feeling well lately and did the sweetest thing right before he headed out to his last job. As I was sitting and watching TV with Little C, I heard a knock at the door. Little C and I went to the door to see who it was but all we found was a happy meal and some Fishy McBites for momma. He will never admit doing something so sweet (its the man in him) but it is the little thing like this that make my heart smile when I think of him.
Well have tons of birthday pictures to go through so I can post a blog on Octonauts birthday decor. Who know how long it will take me :)
Good Night All!
Monday, February 25, 2013
Trying The 8-Hour Diet
Being the mother of a new little has its difficulties. The one that is weighing on me right now is weight loss. As a nursing mother I can not do a serious/hardcore diet or exercise to vigorously (according to my doctor). So what is a woman to do when she wants to get er figure back?
A few days ago i saw an ad for a segment being featured on our local news station. The segment was to highlight a new diet called "The 8-hour Diet." I did not feel like staying up for the news so i went ahead and did my own research. From what I can tell it is a very simple diet. All you have to do is pick an 8 hour stretch of time and only eat during that time. sounds easy enough. The tough part is you still need to cut out those things we all know we should not eat or drink but just can't seem to quit. No more soda or sugary drinks. Have to cut the sweets and watch your portions. The most appealing aspect of the diet is that you don't have to over analyze what you eat, just watch the portions. You also should not binge eat during the right hours.
The problem: a meal is going to have to be cut. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, take your pick. You can't have all three. If you have your breakfast at 7 am then your eating window closes at 3 pm. When your normal dinner time comes around you would have to do your best to skip it. We all know its hard to change how often you eat.
As hard as it seems to cut back it is definitely worth a try. I need to lose weight and there aren't many options open to me. After you factor in time, patience, and doctor's orders, there isn't much left to work with. I am going to give this diet an honest try and increase my water consumption.
I'll check back with a new blog on the 8-hour diet after one month. Hopefully I will have good news and a smaller waistline.
A few days ago i saw an ad for a segment being featured on our local news station. The segment was to highlight a new diet called "The 8-hour Diet." I did not feel like staying up for the news so i went ahead and did my own research. From what I can tell it is a very simple diet. All you have to do is pick an 8 hour stretch of time and only eat during that time. sounds easy enough. The tough part is you still need to cut out those things we all know we should not eat or drink but just can't seem to quit. No more soda or sugary drinks. Have to cut the sweets and watch your portions. The most appealing aspect of the diet is that you don't have to over analyze what you eat, just watch the portions. You also should not binge eat during the right hours.
The problem: a meal is going to have to be cut. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, take your pick. You can't have all three. If you have your breakfast at 7 am then your eating window closes at 3 pm. When your normal dinner time comes around you would have to do your best to skip it. We all know its hard to change how often you eat.
As hard as it seems to cut back it is definitely worth a try. I need to lose weight and there aren't many options open to me. After you factor in time, patience, and doctor's orders, there isn't much left to work with. I am going to give this diet an honest try and increase my water consumption.
I'll check back with a new blog on the 8-hour diet after one month. Hopefully I will have good news and a smaller waistline.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
How to Remove Lettering From a Ziploc Bag
I learned a new trick while working on Little C's birthday party today.
I had just finished putting the last batch of marshmallow fondant in Ziploc bags when I noticed something strange. The lettering on the bags had partially rubbed off! It had to have been the vegetable shortening. My hands were covered in the stuff. So to test it out I grabbed a new Ziploc bag and attempted to remove the lettering using the vegetable shortening. It worked! And here is how I did it:
1. Take a small glob of vegetable shortening and rub it over all of the lettering you wish to remove.
2. Take a DRY paper towel and begin to rub the lettering off. (you will need to switch to another paper towel once it becomes saturated with the shortening)
3. TAH DAH! You now have a plastic Ziploc bag free of any lettering.
I have seen this done with nail polish remover but if your looking for a less toxic (or smelly) method then this is perfect. It's also much safer if you want your little one to help.
I had just finished putting the last batch of marshmallow fondant in Ziploc bags when I noticed something strange. The lettering on the bags had partially rubbed off! It had to have been the vegetable shortening. My hands were covered in the stuff. So to test it out I grabbed a new Ziploc bag and attempted to remove the lettering using the vegetable shortening. It worked! And here is how I did it:
1. Take a small glob of vegetable shortening and rub it over all of the lettering you wish to remove.
2. Take a DRY paper towel and begin to rub the lettering off. (you will need to switch to another paper towel once it becomes saturated with the shortening)
3. TAH DAH! You now have a plastic Ziploc bag free of any lettering.
I have seen this done with nail polish remover but if your looking for a less toxic (or smelly) method then this is perfect. It's also much safer if you want your little one to help.
Good Morning
How I feel when I try to sneak a quick drink at 2 a.m.
credit: http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1139062/midnight-snack
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Day I Met the CEO of TurboTax
You know the old saying: Nothing is certain but death and TAXES. Today (and into the night) I had an interesting (to say the least) experience with a tax "professional." I use the term professional loosely because this person was far from professional.
I hit a bit of a snag when using an online tax service. Needing some assistance, I trudged through the endless links to finally get that coveted number they are so reluctant to give. I will admit I did have hope. In my heart of hearts I knew I would get a very nice and very helpful person on the line and they would ease my worries and fix this high-blood-pressure-inducing situation. Well, that was not the case. I got "Debra" if that really is her name. What transpired was something I never expected and highly doubt will ever happen again.
I explained my issue to her and for a little while things were going smoothly. She did not seem to completely understand what my issue was but she was making an honest effort to help me. After about 20 minutes of misunderstandings she asked me to let her view my screen. Great idea. She can now see what I see. We're going to get this all figured out. So I thought... and I thought wrong.
I knew something was up when, according to her, I was going WAY too fast when navigating the website. Had she never seen the site before? She literally had to read everything it said. This amazed me. Wasn't it her job to know this site and help people like me with using the site? But this was not the thing that caught me off guard. Instead of politely requesting I slow my pace she had reprimanded me as if I were a disobedient, insignificant child. She huffed and puffed. Sighed and whined. Nothing I was doing was right. She would not hear reason, no matter how many times I explained to her that the form I was having an issue with was a 1099-MISC and could not be filed under "other income that is not on a W2 or 1099 form." After another hour of her arrogance I realized this conversation was going absolutely nowhere and she had no idea what she was doing. I decided it was time to end this and ask for a supervisor. Hopefully I could get someone else and prevent this type of thing from happening to another person. Taxes are stressful enough. I don't need this on top of it. Well it was not going to be that simple.
Apparently I was talking to the CEO of this company. According to her there was no one above her. They did not have supervisors. Customers just have to fill out a review. Why? If there are no supervisors then why are there reviews? Who reads these reviews? I made it clear to her that I was not born yesterday. Every company has management and I would like to speak to hers. That was not enough for her. She had to educate me. I can hear her now, "Ma'am, let me explain how we do things here." I humored her and listen to her try to convince me that unlike every other company this one did not manage it's employees.
After some more discussion she finally tried to contact someone (so she said). Eventually she explained she would have to transfer me to another department. I went along with this. Maybe if I could get someone else on the phone I could actually get something done. I waited, and waited, and waited... for nearly an hour. No one ever answered the phone. I did not even hear the classic on-hold music. I then realized my call was going nowhere. She had placed me in digital limbo. What do I do? Well I was not going to give up so easily. I picked up my cell phone and dialed the number again.
It did not take long for me to get through to someone else (we will call her K). I explained the situation and that, as we were speaking, I was still waiting for Debra to transfer my call. K was a nice change. She was helpful and seemed genuinely concerned with my situation. She even helped me cool off a little. She also confirmed my suspicions. They do have supervisors and she assured me that in 10 minutes I would receive a call from one of them. Lo and behold, 10 minutes after we ended our conversation I received a call from the "customer escalations" department. So much for not having a manager. She thanked me for actually calling back and not just giving up. I believe they were actually surprised that one of their employees went to such lengths to hide their lapse in judgement.
I probably would have left this alone or not have made so big of a deal of it if she would have actually transferred me to her supervisor. I didn't really get angry until she lied to me as if I were completely ignorant. Hopefully no one else will have to go through that. Then again I wonder how many people she "transferred" who eventually just gave up and ended the call.
Don't get the wrong idea here. I actually like Turbo Tax. The site is easy to use, the prices are fair, and I have never had a problem until now. Every company has that person that just can't get it together and really shouldn't be working in customer service. The point is they did not let this person ruin my experience with them. They wanted to fix this unfortunate situation and because of that I will still file my taxes through them.
At least I did walk away with one thing: a good story to share at the next hang out.. and of course here with you :)
I hit a bit of a snag when using an online tax service. Needing some assistance, I trudged through the endless links to finally get that coveted number they are so reluctant to give. I will admit I did have hope. In my heart of hearts I knew I would get a very nice and very helpful person on the line and they would ease my worries and fix this high-blood-pressure-inducing situation. Well, that was not the case. I got "Debra" if that really is her name. What transpired was something I never expected and highly doubt will ever happen again.
I explained my issue to her and for a little while things were going smoothly. She did not seem to completely understand what my issue was but she was making an honest effort to help me. After about 20 minutes of misunderstandings she asked me to let her view my screen. Great idea. She can now see what I see. We're going to get this all figured out. So I thought... and I thought wrong.
I knew something was up when, according to her, I was going WAY too fast when navigating the website. Had she never seen the site before? She literally had to read everything it said. This amazed me. Wasn't it her job to know this site and help people like me with using the site? But this was not the thing that caught me off guard. Instead of politely requesting I slow my pace she had reprimanded me as if I were a disobedient, insignificant child. She huffed and puffed. Sighed and whined. Nothing I was doing was right. She would not hear reason, no matter how many times I explained to her that the form I was having an issue with was a 1099-MISC and could not be filed under "other income that is not on a W2 or 1099 form." After another hour of her arrogance I realized this conversation was going absolutely nowhere and she had no idea what she was doing. I decided it was time to end this and ask for a supervisor. Hopefully I could get someone else and prevent this type of thing from happening to another person. Taxes are stressful enough. I don't need this on top of it. Well it was not going to be that simple.
Apparently I was talking to the CEO of this company. According to her there was no one above her. They did not have supervisors. Customers just have to fill out a review. Why? If there are no supervisors then why are there reviews? Who reads these reviews? I made it clear to her that I was not born yesterday. Every company has management and I would like to speak to hers. That was not enough for her. She had to educate me. I can hear her now, "Ma'am, let me explain how we do things here." I humored her and listen to her try to convince me that unlike every other company this one did not manage it's employees.
After some more discussion she finally tried to contact someone (so she said). Eventually she explained she would have to transfer me to another department. I went along with this. Maybe if I could get someone else on the phone I could actually get something done. I waited, and waited, and waited... for nearly an hour. No one ever answered the phone. I did not even hear the classic on-hold music. I then realized my call was going nowhere. She had placed me in digital limbo. What do I do? Well I was not going to give up so easily. I picked up my cell phone and dialed the number again.
It did not take long for me to get through to someone else (we will call her K). I explained the situation and that, as we were speaking, I was still waiting for Debra to transfer my call. K was a nice change. She was helpful and seemed genuinely concerned with my situation. She even helped me cool off a little. She also confirmed my suspicions. They do have supervisors and she assured me that in 10 minutes I would receive a call from one of them. Lo and behold, 10 minutes after we ended our conversation I received a call from the "customer escalations" department. So much for not having a manager. She thanked me for actually calling back and not just giving up. I believe they were actually surprised that one of their employees went to such lengths to hide their lapse in judgement.
I probably would have left this alone or not have made so big of a deal of it if she would have actually transferred me to her supervisor. I didn't really get angry until she lied to me as if I were completely ignorant. Hopefully no one else will have to go through that. Then again I wonder how many people she "transferred" who eventually just gave up and ended the call.
Don't get the wrong idea here. I actually like Turbo Tax. The site is easy to use, the prices are fair, and I have never had a problem until now. Every company has that person that just can't get it together and really shouldn't be working in customer service. The point is they did not let this person ruin my experience with them. They wanted to fix this unfortunate situation and because of that I will still file my taxes through them.
At least I did walk away with one thing: a good story to share at the next hang out.. and of course here with you :)
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Cloth Diapers - Adventures in Budgeting
When I found out I was pregnant with Little M I decided to find a way to save on disposable diapers or cut them out entirely. Not long after that I learned about cloth diapers and how to use (and wash) them properly. The problem I ran into was how to get around the high cost of cloth diapers. I know that at $15 dollar a pop you are still saving money in the long run but I did not (and still do not ) have $300 to drop on name brand cloth diapers. I did some searching and found some great deals on eBay (I ended up going with the Happy Flute brand) but recently I realized that Little M would start eating solid food soon and the poop would not be the same. I needed an easy way to catch the poop and transfer it to the trash without having to get it off of the cloth diaper. So I began searching online and finally found these:
At $8 (regular price) for 105 liners it was definitely worth a try. You couldn't buy 105 disposable diapers for that price so this is an awesome deal. So I bought them and I tried them.... and I LOVED them. Now that Little M has more solid poops, I can use these and not have to worry about scraping a mess into a toilet and prolonging exposure to such wonderful smells or possibly ending up with an even bigger mess. Before I forget to mention it, I believe the cloth diapers cost me about $4.50 a pop (that includes one cloth diaper and 2 microfiber cloth inserts).
You can buy these liners here: gCloth liners
When it comes to washing the diapers I have had a lot of success with Charlie's Soap:
It does not take a lot to wash one load. I have been using the same tub for 6 months now and just now need to buy more. One scoop of this soap and a downy ball full of vinegar in cold water (if the diapers are lined with plastic like mine are) and they come out nice and clean every time. I bleach the inserts a couple of times a week. I would bleach the diapers as well but that would ruin the cute designs and no one wants that :) I always hang the diapers to dry but the inserts are OK to put in the dryer. I made the mistake of putting a few diapers in the dryer and learned the hard way that this will cause the plastic to separate from the diaper (then come the leaks). You can buy Charlie's Soap here: Charlie's Soap
I may be a little biased toward drugstore.com because I always find the best deals there. That could change one day though :)
At $8 (regular price) for 105 liners it was definitely worth a try. You couldn't buy 105 disposable diapers for that price so this is an awesome deal. So I bought them and I tried them.... and I LOVED them. Now that Little M has more solid poops, I can use these and not have to worry about scraping a mess into a toilet and prolonging exposure to such wonderful smells or possibly ending up with an even bigger mess. Before I forget to mention it, I believe the cloth diapers cost me about $4.50 a pop (that includes one cloth diaper and 2 microfiber cloth inserts).
You can buy these liners here: gCloth liners
When it comes to washing the diapers I have had a lot of success with Charlie's Soap:
It does not take a lot to wash one load. I have been using the same tub for 6 months now and just now need to buy more. One scoop of this soap and a downy ball full of vinegar in cold water (if the diapers are lined with plastic like mine are) and they come out nice and clean every time. I bleach the inserts a couple of times a week. I would bleach the diapers as well but that would ruin the cute designs and no one wants that :) I always hang the diapers to dry but the inserts are OK to put in the dryer. I made the mistake of putting a few diapers in the dryer and learned the hard way that this will cause the plastic to separate from the diaper (then come the leaks). You can buy Charlie's Soap here: Charlie's Soap
I may be a little biased toward drugstore.com because I always find the best deals there. That could change one day though :)
Day One- Just Peachy
I had hoped my first post would be on a happy day and I could give this a good happy start but that is not the case. I woke up with a headache that Tylenol could not kill (causing me to hit that last nerve way too early) but since I am a mommy that means I still have to keep up the same pace as any other day. I log on to my work website to find no work. Great start. So I decide to work on some of my craft-sy stuff. I have this Harry Potter necklace idea stuck in my head and I NEED to make it. Every time I had an idea I would get an adorable interruption in the form of my nearly 3 year old, Little C. I think he has a stomach bug because I have changed way too may poop diapers in the span of just a few hours. He is running around like there is not a thing wrong with him and no fever in sight. Needless to say the necklace is not finished.
Little C's 3rd birthday party is this Saturday so I have been up to my eyeballs in party planning for the last month. Last year's birthday party pretty much bombed (cake messed up and I was completely stressed) so this year has to be better. He loves the Octonauts but since their merchandise is not available in the US I am crafting my own decorations. I will be taking a lot of pictures on the big day and posting them hopefully Sunday.. Let's be honest, that would be a miracle. Look for it Monday or Tuesday.
My mommy brain caught up with me this week. I would have sworn I had ordered some pull ups and cloth diaper liners (also some Muscle Milk for the hubs) from drugstore.com but apparently PayPal is crapping out this week. I knew something was up when I never received a "your item has shipped" email. Turns out PayPal did not go through and still will not today. This is a problem because I do not like to give my CC number to websites and I could not get those prices anywhere else. This is also the third time this year PayPal has decided to screw the pooch and ruin my day. Of course I will just try again tomorrow and not call anyone about it because I hate calling companies.
Back to birthday party stuff: One day I will learn to force my husband to help with things instead of asking and trusting him to do it. Forcing usually leads to him getting angry and saying he is not a child (exactly why I try to avoid this method). Asking never gets anything done. He always forgets or just doesn't bother. It also leads to an argument since he decides its better to lie and say he did it than admit he forgot. Well he forgets that eventually I find out he lied (sometimes in an awkward embarrassing way, especially when it involves reminding someone that they owe us money).
Today definitely did not turn out as planned (as it never does) but tomorrow I will at least get back on track with the Just Dance 4/Zumba 2 Wii workout plan.
Little C's 3rd birthday party is this Saturday so I have been up to my eyeballs in party planning for the last month. Last year's birthday party pretty much bombed (cake messed up and I was completely stressed) so this year has to be better. He loves the Octonauts but since their merchandise is not available in the US I am crafting my own decorations. I will be taking a lot of pictures on the big day and posting them hopefully Sunday.. Let's be honest, that would be a miracle. Look for it Monday or Tuesday.
My mommy brain caught up with me this week. I would have sworn I had ordered some pull ups and cloth diaper liners (also some Muscle Milk for the hubs) from drugstore.com but apparently PayPal is crapping out this week. I knew something was up when I never received a "your item has shipped" email. Turns out PayPal did not go through and still will not today. This is a problem because I do not like to give my CC number to websites and I could not get those prices anywhere else. This is also the third time this year PayPal has decided to screw the pooch and ruin my day. Of course I will just try again tomorrow and not call anyone about it because I hate calling companies.
Back to birthday party stuff: One day I will learn to force my husband to help with things instead of asking and trusting him to do it. Forcing usually leads to him getting angry and saying he is not a child (exactly why I try to avoid this method). Asking never gets anything done. He always forgets or just doesn't bother. It also leads to an argument since he decides its better to lie and say he did it than admit he forgot. Well he forgets that eventually I find out he lied (sometimes in an awkward embarrassing way, especially when it involves reminding someone that they owe us money).
Today definitely did not turn out as planned (as it never does) but tomorrow I will at least get back on track with the Just Dance 4/Zumba 2 Wii workout plan.
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